Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.
the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
the coolest thing ever is when you drink a lot of water during the day and then your pee comes out clear and you feel so proud of yourself you’re like hell yeah this kidneys be hella clean son
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
it’s so weird how grapes don’t really taste like anything on the outside. like if you just put a grape in your mouth it doesn’t have a taste. but then you bite down and you’re like whoa. that’s a grape
this is the stupidest fucking post why does it have almost two hundred thousand notes