it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm
people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material